To: Women, From: God
EXPLANATION

Yes, there are so many men that seem to act like they are God's gift to women. But saying "God's Gift To Women" on your chest would be unsubtle. And that just won't do. So instead, this shirt reads like the card on a gift. Nice.

When you wear this shirt, you'll let the ladies know that you act the way you do because you believe you are a gift to them from above.

Either that, or you're wearing the shirt in irony, showing that you're making fun of your own arrogance, which shows confidence. And women find confidence sexy. I'm telling you, either way this shirt will totally hook you up.

Sometimes when you hit on the ladies they don't realize that you are a product of divine intervention.

This shirt will help clue them in.


 


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