“Train Train Say Train” Shirt
EXPLANATION

Out of all our shirts, this one starts out the most puzzling, but will end up having the most people break out in peals of laughter. Once someone follows your instructions and reads the tongue twister, they will then become your ally, and you'll find them bringing up all their friends one by one to see "who can read it the fastest."

If you're still confused as to what's so funny about it: You need to follow the instructions above and read it out loud.

What are you trying to do, hurt our feelings? Come on. Try it.

This shirt has a clever tongue twister on it.

We know you're home at your computer, but if you try reading this silently to yourself it won't make sense. At least move your lips and whisper as you:

  1. Read from left to right
    ("Train, Train, Say, Train, Tool, Train...")
  2. Read the right column UP
    ("Train, Train, Train...")
  3. Read the left column UP
    ("Look, How, Many...")

After practicing a few times, see if you can say the whole thing in under 15 seconds without missing any "Train"s.


 


$16.95



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